No Laffing Matter

An Australian was on holidays in the south of France.

Strolling along outside his hotel, he was suddenly attracted by the screams of a young woman kneeling in front of a small child.

The Aussie knew enough French to work out that the child had swallowed a coin.

Seizing the little boy by the heels, he held the boy up and gave him a few good shakes and out p…